"Report the Irregular, Suppress what Harms."
DATABASE DEVIATION M-0005-M
table.rbxm
“And so we take a seat and indulge in the moment.”
DAMAGE TYPE: BLACK IRON
DEVIATION TYPE: Model
DANGER LEVEL: Moderate
(A photo of table.rbxm on a blue baseplate.)
table.RBXM, or simply known as The Table, is a small model of a table with a blue top, as well as six blue chairs surrounding it, with two on each side and one on each end. The table seems to originate from the very first Roblox starter-place ever, being the starter place between March of 2006 to April of 2006, however deviates from its original form due to its unusual properties associated with it. This specific model originates from a mysterious user’s starting place, known as EERK, although viewing their profile shows no results, and searching it up doesn’t seem to bring up anything important.
EERK also seems to be an important figure to deviation O-0013-H oddly enough, although 0013 and table.rbxm seem to have no relation whatsoever.
First ever recordings of this deviation actually being an interesting anomaly that possesses unusual capabilities rather than just a file of a model, seems to have the user sitting experience certain emotions or feelings the longer they sit in a chair, gradually increasing over time.
Behaviour
The time span of events while sitting is as follows.
0:30 In -
User feels nothing. Bored, but nothing more than that. Most users would jump out after getting bored enough of sitting, causing this anomaly to be unbeknownst to many.
1:00 In -
User feels nothing still, although if accompanied by other users, they feel a more bright sense of life. Agents found to sit at the table after a minute seem to also reheal sanity and health in minor intervals.
1:20 In -
Users feel a greater sense of life and a more positive outlook, even if they were alone at the table to begin with. Agents regain health and sanity at a faster pace.
1:30 In -
Users get a feeling that they can’t leave the table now, as the feeling of sitting down in these specific seats is too much to go away from and back into a depressing reality. The spacebar to jump out seems to have been nullified past this point.
1:50 In-
Users reportedly begin to feel a large sharp pain pierce through their torso, as if being impaled by a sword, but can’t stop smiling and enjoying the moment. No blood seems to be appearing from their body though.
2:00 In -
Users start to “solidify” into these seats, slowly shifting their body tone into a basic grey, slowly fading their face away, and essentially killing them. All extra accessories or clothing was also removed as users petrified.
Recording Instance 0001TR 06/02/20XX
The following is a datalog recording of an agent and a couple of their friends taking their lunch break from their departments at table.rbxm. It
is to be noted that table.rbxm was relatively new to the facility and that all agents did not know its capabilites.
Agent names have been replaced with classification numbes to keep privacy. May they rest in peace.
> Agents and a couple of their friends go on a ten minute lunch break from their departments.
> As Deviation 0005 was newly added and not much was known, the following agents decide to eat lunch at the table.
> All agents begin eating lunch and talking. Voice recordings of the cell are as follows.
> Agent 1 / “wuts even the deal with this table its literally just a model”
> Agent 2 / “Manager told us that it's been documented as a deviation, but there’s no solid evidence of what it can do yet.”
> Agent 1 / “probably just some random piece of furniture they mistook :p”
> Agent 4 / “this is so boring its just some lousy chairs and a table!!!1!1111!!”
> Agent 2 / “But the company wouldn't contain something that has no anomalous properties, so stay alert. But furniture is inviting, and so we take a seat and indulge in the moment.”
> Agent 3 / “oh… damn, i think i forgot my ID card in the main room. ill be right back k guys?”
> Agent 1 / “better be quick or ill eat your sandwich while you're gone! >:D”
> Time since agents sat around table.rbxm - 1:20.
> Time Agent 3 gets back from their restroom break - 1:40.
> All other agents have been solidified into stone on each of their chairs.
> Agent 3 / "oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. OH MY GO-"
> Agent 3 has reported that upon going up to their friends, he heard very faint screaming emitting from them.
All instances reported of real users being solidified into stone show that these statues seem to have screaming coming from the very inside of the statues. Its highly implied these screams are of the users themself inside.
Recording Instance 0002TR 06/24/20XX
The following is a datalog of events as a department manager assigns multiple agents to break open the statues leftover of the previously recorded incident.
> Department Manager assigns a couple of agents to break open the inside of statues from incident 0001TR. The statue still seems to be screaming on the inside.
> Agents have a difficult time moving the statue to a safer place to break it open, as well as breaking the statue open itself.
> Upon chipping the statue enough, it is discovered that each statue is a layer of stone with flesh underneath.
> Once the layer of stone is bypassed and the flesh is revealed, the screaming ended and the flesh inside the statue begins to glow a bright white before eventually disappearing, and having the layer of stone crumble into dust on the floor.
> The user who made the specific crack in the stone was also mysteriously replaced by another statue, with that same user being reported as missing.
> It is now heavily advised by company orders to not attempt to break open any of these statues.
[COMPANY NOTICE]
If the time is right, take some time to take a seat with friends and eat some lunch. The positivity in the room will feel like nostalgic joy you haven’t felt in a long, long time.
But you better make it quick and set a stopwatch, or you’ll easily lose all sense of leaving the table and will solidify too.