"Report the Irregular, Suppress what Harms."
DATABASE DEVIATION H-0001A-S
Doomgoers
"Robloxians have always looked like this!"
DAMAGE TYPE: N/A
DEVIATION TYPE: HUMANOID
DANGER LEVEL: SECURE
Description
Doomgoers, also known as Fake Robloxians, are simple humanoid deviations that resemble an old era of Robloxians, however their limbs are stretched out as head meshes and their head and torso are squished spheres, causing their face to be stretched out. They come in many variations, changing limb and head colors, pants colors, a variety of t-shirts, and occasionally adorn accessories.
These anomalies were originally reported and discovered in a corrupted server of the game Dodge the Teapots of Doom, created by the admin Clockwork. H-0001A-S also seem to take the appearance of real-life players and their avatars, and attempt to imitate them, although failing. Despite their odd nature, the anomaly have been affirmed to be completely harmless to all Robloxians, except for their aggressive counterparts, being H-0001B-M.
Many players have documented instances of H-0001A-S dwelling in the Teapots of Doom server, and little-to-none have experienced issues facing them. From reports of multiple users that have talked with H-0001A-S, most conversations held with Doomgoers are usually said to be "awkward" and "slightly intimidating" to talk with, due to their unnatural speech patterns and "chat-formality," using punctuation and capitlization instead of "chat-casuality," which most players talk with in a casual tone to other users. Conversations with the deviation have also been known to be quite bland, lacking any real emotion or "feeling of a real conversation" in them.
Recording Instance 0001DG 02/16/20XX
The following is a transcript of a documented conversation between an anonymous RDD agent, indicated as A.A and an instance of H-0001A-S, recovered from the server’s previous datalogs. The agent's name has been redacted for privacy.
A.A: hello?? what even r u??
H-0001A-S: Hello fellow Robloxian! I'm Game.Players.["yuiop!"] It is truly nice to meet you [A.A].
A.A: why does my avatar look like that??? why do you look so weird too??
H-0001A-S: What do you mean? Robloxians have always looked like this!
A.A: no they haven't?? what even are you?
H-0001A-S: I've already told you this, My name is Game.Players.["yuiop!"]
A.A: but uhh
A.A: ur name isn't on the leaderboard tho?
H-0001A-S: I don't know what you mean.
H-0001A-S: My name is clearly on there for me!
H-0001A-S: I believe it should just be a temporary issue on your end.
[Further conversation with the deviation was found to lack interest or anything worthy to add to this transcript. One response from the anomaly was found to be of some interest though.]
A.A: why does this server feel so damn odd??
H-0001A-S: ServerSessionID:["e1h3-1rhc"]
H-0001A-S: GameID:["44814"]
H-0001A-S: GameDisplayName:["Dodge-The-Teapots-Of-Doom"]
A.A: what?
H-0001A-S: What are your favorite games on Roblox?
[Transcript ceases.]
It’s greatly advised to not keep pestering a Doomgoer about its proof of realism, as Doomgoers heavily believe to be real players, and have a very limited mind.
Continuing to confront Doomgoers topics such as what they are, who they are, or affirming them they aren’t real can cause a Doomgoer to transform into it’s second form, denoted as H-0001B-H, or simply known as the Doomrotten.
R.E.P "Boiling Point" attire showcase.
[COMPANY NOTICE]
The instance of H-0001A-S the company has managed to contain is named "trspiderbryant", and can be found adorning a purple giftbox on its head, as well as a “Teapots of Doom” t-shirt. We advise you to not push a Doomgoer to its limits and talk only about what you can be sure is within their mental capacity.
R.E.P Weaponry and Attire - "Boiling Point"
Weapon Description
“A small, brightly-colored teapot with a yellow warning decal on the side of it. It begs the question, how long does it take for the humble kettle to start simmering?”
Attire Description
“A pattern of colorful teapots are engraved in the suit's cloth. You feel as if you were more 'sentient' than before."
Link to R.E.P "Boiling Point" attire's suit.Link to R.E.P "Boiling Point" attire's pants.
Gallery
(Shown image of the Doomgoers, as well as the player who recorded it sharing the same body deformations as them. Note the corrupted teapot meshes. Censors have been put in place to keep user privacy. Doomgoer imitation usernames have gone uncensored.)
(Ditto.)
"Report the Irregular, Suppress what Harms."